Showtime's TOP 10...!
"Reasons Kevin Kolb should not start over Donovan McNabb."
#10: 'Cuz fuck him...that's why!
#9: He has a strong arm and can throw the deep ball well...right into a defender's chest.
#8: Kolb is about as fleet footed as Dan Marino...perfect fit for the West Coast offense *fart sound*
#7: All QBs who wear the number 4 are losers. All of them.
#6: The University of Houston has such a long and wondrous history of producing grade A athletes, right?
#5: He turned a 3 point deficit into a 20 point deficit...how magical.
#4: Kolb makes Bobby Hoying look great...do Eagle fans REALLY wanna suffer through the mid-90s again? I thought so...
#3: My fellow Eagle fans have run countless stars outta town...usually it ends up in complete and utter failure. SO STOP DOING IT!
#2: 'Cuz fuck him again...that's why!
And the number one reason Kevin Kolb should not start over Donovan McNabb...
#1: Because Kevin Kolb = ....
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